No Hassle! No Mess! No Crap!
Cut The Crap was registered as a business on January 1st, 2021 by a guy who loved dogs, knew others loved dogs, but nobody loved dog poop. He had an idea to make some extra income in a way which required more time around dogs than humans. He thought all jobs required taking crap. He figured "why not take it literally?" That idea quickly escalated into a full time pooper scooper business serving the people and pups of the local community.
Meet Our Team
Scoop Technician
Roger is our field tech who performs scoopings. He's always happy to give the dogs belly rubs or say hi to our clients. He's the happiest most well adjusted member of our team.
Client Services
Roger manages client intakes and customer service. He's a little stuffy and professional but keeps the business running smoothly.
Advertising/Marketing
Roger creates ad campaigns and promotions. He enjoys the creative aspects of his job and inserting humor into marketing. He believes poop jokes are universally funny amongst all demographics regardless of how often we tell him otherwise.
Logistics (Schedule/Routing)
Roger organizes scoop routes and scheduling. We'd be lost without him. Mostly because he controls the maps.
Web Development/Social Media
Roger designs our website and manages our online presence. He doesn't really know what he's doing but sort of figures things out as he goes. He must have done something right since you're reading this online.
Accounting/Bookkeeping
Roger keeps our books up to date and finances in order. He's usually pretty bored and frustrated with his tedious and repetitive job.
Owner/Management
Roger has alot going on. He's kinda stressed out and a bit of a jerk. We try to leave him alone.
Inbound Phone Calls
Lucy handles our inbound phone calls by answering basic questions or taking messages for the humans. She's a hard working single mom of 6 robot puppies trying to make ends meet in a dog eats dog world. She's a good girl.
Collections
We're a prepay service so Mr. Bullman's services shouldn't be necessary.
Transportation
The lowest priced, most fuel efficient, base model truck available on the market at time of purchase. It's affordable, efficient, and reliable just like us!